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Everybody has a propaganda. Be it common man or be it president of a country. The differnence is the target audience.

Why cant I fail than being Medicore, Failing once is better than being mediocore.

Life has suddenly moved to a slow track as a result long time no blogs. There are few unfinished blogs which I have written but forgot what I was thinking so will remain unfinished, unless I guess untill i am able to invent something out of those.
Hope I will be back on track soon......................................

Going Randomly Without any sense ;))))

He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god.

Man is by nature a political animal. -ARIstoTle

I presume what I like! (मैं वही मानता हूँ जो मुझे अच्छा लगता है!)This scentence was coined by me back in college days.There always used to be some set of news or rumor around and the most common being result aa gaya(why do i care) .Whenever there were/are(now also) diffrent sets of information on something, my opinion was Presume what you like. Or invent the other perspective.

The present era in which we are living now is popularly known as/called the Information age, we are flooded with information(which we often dont need sometimes e.g. AAjTak) . Information/data/opinions/words/records etc. --- For a single point, many dimensions of views are available in the air (ionosphere) and one is just a click & few keywords away from them. This process is somewhat similar to organic processes. Each information accumulated react, combine,fight; in simple terms gets processed inside the brain and leads to new or repetitive data accumulation generaly in the binary form, for the info-gatherers so as to be available for free. Rarely, on some occasions its not free (e.g. Patents,copyright). Information flowing in air , its nothing new. What we speak is also a information( its plural without s) and it gets carried by air only generally. Why am I doing all this bakwas about information? The answer is I am getting bored right now and want to bore others also(those who will be reading). I read Swaminomics one of the regular column in Sunday times. I simply love the way ,the author using the facts & data arrives at some conclusion. Same in Freakonomics. But what is the authenticity that all the facts are provided while arriving at the conclusion. Sometimes I, myself have been able to notice how few extra data's are added or few facts are removed to arrive at a conclusion which could be further used to distort the facts without mentioning that it is a fiction.

Just going Random "Life doesn't have to make sense always but fiction has to". So when something is making too much sense, I work out to see how it could be seen as senseless.

Lot of things happen around the world and lot of opinions emerges . Often they make me confused. A beautiful strong word which I have used very much for helping myself to escape difficult situations. e.g. When I have no idea about something I go by a simple stand that ''I am confused as so many ideas/options are available" and in many more ways. The important thing is I am able to use this word in both negative & positive ways as the time of the day requires.

All my ideas are my own ideas & are the outcome of very processes inside my head at an instant/frame of time. So its resemblance to fact or any thing is mere coincidence, you may agree with me or you may not .Even I may not agree with it at some frame of time So nothing official about it. This is a disclaimer for everything here.

So [wait, pause] I was writing about happenings around the world. When ever there is confusion in a group of people say in sports where the facts are unknown [e.g. run out] and a decision is to be taken a very famous method or the only method I have seen being used is to take the count and why not because that will make happy to maximum people. But this doesn't means that decision is correct always.

Kaukab stop being Political!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just go & freak out & be a Punk.

nAnO 10^-9

Saving few extra bucks....

On 16th of december I had to appear in one more MBA entrance exam SNAP(one of my religious activity to appear in exams) just because I had filled up the form long back when the spirits were high and etc. AsI usual I was behaving /doing like myself only. (KAUKAB has now become an adjective to laziness in this part of my world). I had not even taken printout of my admit card and neither I had the photo. I was just not interested in giving exam. But because I had made the expense on form I decided to go and give exam.So any way before leaving for exam ..........went for photo sanp as required and then took the printout.

The center was quite 20 km far from where I was standing and I was just not in mood to spend some hundred to reach the center just for giving some freak exam. So went to a bus stop to reach the center. I waited for about 1/2 hour but the particular bus I was looking for didnot arrived till I was waiting there. So finally I decided to go to another bus stop by autorickshaw which runs on shared service. As I had moved away from the stand by auto I saw the bus I was waiting for arriving. I left the auto and started running towards the bus at my full speed but I was not able to reach near it. It stopped at the stand and I was running, people were looking and just wondering/laughing why a person is running for a bus(Se one more good I made for human society by making them smile). I had almost reached near the bus when it left, it didnt heard my scream . It looked pure filmy style....Peter Parker in spider Man First Part. But this is not the end. I just didnot wanted to spend extra money for giving this exam so I had to catch the bus. I took a auto and asked him to catch the bus for me and get 20 bucks for it. So now I was chasing the bus by auto. Every time the autorichshaw wanted to overtake it the bus increased the speed. It seemed even by auto I will not be able to catch the bus and I will have to take taxi .But finall I got an idea and asked to go in the opposite lane and then try overtaking the bus. This was bit rule breaking but it paid and finally autorickshaw overtook the bus and was standing in front of it to stop it . It seemed as if my girlfriend is leaving away from that bus and I was running behind bus to stop her from going. I paid the money 20 bucks to auto-wala and 7 Rs. I f Iwould have taken tax it would have costed me 300 Bucks I saved almost 250 bucks . Twice I can go for Biryani party or one date expense was saved. Dude it was ............cool.

At test center I just reached almost on time. Just when I entered gate I

realized ," Dude you have come to give an exam,time cracking exam and I have not brought watch".Any way I am KAUKAB and these things are expected from me. Papers were distributed when I reached the class room. I took my seat and then what ??? A cool beautiful girl /babe was sharing my bench. I thought atleast in these 2 hours time pass to acha hoga. But later I regreted ,I wish she would not had sitted beside me. I could have solved few extra around 5-10 more questions and that means a lot. While giving exam I was just thinking how to talk to her and was busy in fantasising the steps instead of solving the paper many time. Finally when paper was over I asked her how her paper had gone , about different sections of paper, etc ,made some poor jokes on which she laughed too and so on but when I asked directly for her mobile number she made the excuse she doenot uses one. So I said to myself , "Buddy move on , no probs". But when I reached the bus stop from the center I thougt atleast I could have asked for some contact number, or something else from her. I should not have left immidiately. But thats the issue with me when someone all of a sudden bluntly says something I get little hesitant. Any way it was an over-all good timepas on weekend . Nothing expected much from the test. Life goes on................

Is this survey in the name of mankind

28-30-32-34 .....

28-30-32-34

Well !!well!!!! What are these numbers? Some form of sequence forming an Arithmetic progression. But these numbers do represent something in my life which has changed over a span of 5-6 years. And more or less it is tending towards 36. “36” might have given idea what I am talking about. I am talking about my waist which has just gone out of proportion. And I continue to eat more junkies which is helping me to make it to 36. One of the things I love to is o eat, eat. Actually eating is just next to sleeping in my love to do list.. I do not eat to live, I live to eat. These are definitely not my lines but I found it very suitable for myself. Every time while eating …no … no …not while eating after completing it I think next I am not going to eat more next time. But , but!!!

TIME

I dont know about time space concepts present in physics neither I understand it. But then also this word or reference always bothers me. I always fell short of time when I prepare for exam. I am always not able to utilise my time constructively. If anyone who uses his time carefully he becomes the not so average type of person i.e above average. TIME is the most powerful . I don't know what the einsteinian physicians have to say but as far as I feel TIME existed before the so called Big Bang / creation of universe. It lead to the formation of our world. World which for someone it may be a tree or for some one it could be a city or earth or the entire universe. The so called co-incidence word is nothing but a reference to TIME. But then also it just remains a word , it cant be felt, How the concept of time came to our society. What is TIME? A concept, a word, a phenomena......Time is mysterious to me. Cant it be explained by mathematical equations (space time). I dont know /understand Time space concept.

Count Of Monte Cristo

Few months back I re-read this book again after a long long time(after a decade). The story was superb and just loved it reading again & again several chapters. I had the idea of the characters and story so it was not a pain to start reading. Revenge is sweet and every body loves this theme. The story of revenge were many may not ..................................will continue.......

MI primer paseo del aeroplano

Oh!! Whats this heading !! Now a days some how a strong liking has got developed in me for Spanish language (Enrique Iglesias Fan) and I am trying to learn it

slowly , so I have written the title in Spanish with help of Google translator (मस्त tool). Now lets move to subject.

It was the summer of last year (may 2006) , exams were over and I was still in hostel preparing or studying for something and enjoying. Around 18Th I received my joining letter of my first job which mentioned that I need to reach Coimbatore on 1st of June for training. This letter was too late because getting a berth in train during summer just ten days before is almost impossible. So it was finally zeroed out that I will be going by plane from Delhi to Bangalore and then by train from Bangalore to Coimbatore. I booked the ticket of Indian Airlines for 30Th June.

It was an early morning flight. I left for Delhi from Aligarh a day before in the night with all my luggage. Few friends who were present in aligarh at that time came to station to c off(actually I still don't know what this word is) . And then with the shrill of engine my journey began. It now seems that Train's horn was like gun fired in a race to start the race (when it will end Almighty knows!). I reached Delhi station around 2100 hrs. From there I went to some place don't remember the name to meet Afroz. Met him did some time pass a. All shops were almost closed somehow we relocated our Adda for dinner. It was then time to say good bye . From there I left for the Airport.
I had reached Airport quite early but not problem , kept the luggage near the seats and comfortably seated myself on a nearby seat. At around 4 other friends started reaching airport with there family members.They were also with me or say I was with them but1st is bettre(better). I was getting bored and one of my pass time happens to be eating, so I got up from my seat and went to a food outlet. There I saw lot of things out of which 90% I didn't recognized what they are, so finally settled by asking for a coffee and some cookies. The cookies tasted awful , didn't completed all so took the coffee alone. By that time it was time and collected my boarding pass. I went for the boarding bus and then to the plane.Oh yes!! for the first time in Plane I was excited!! hoped I got window seat but didn't got. I took my seat and was just sitting idle for some time. Doors were closed as everyone has got seated and Air Hostess made a entry.She was beautiful . She had fair complexion , sharp features like straight nose , green eyes , a beautiful smile. She must be in i guess mid twenties.In all she looked smart & beautiful. She was giving some instruction which no one was listening but definitely was being seen.

After few more minutes plane started running on the ground/runway and then it left the land it was great looking from window.The altitude went on increasing ad things started becoming small and small.The whether was clean . the city looked green how come don't know. We were up in the sky. Inside it never occurred as if we are moving, it was comfortable. I was admiring my latest crush the Air hostess I had just seen. The plane some time tilted at certain angle that we realized only when we looked outside the window and saw its wings. It was great it was nothing , it was simple.After some one breakfast arrived. Now here started the problem for me.I had taken the coffee empty stomach in the morning and that has y now started creating some effects in stomach. So when the free breakfast came I didn't took it. alas!! After some time I went to visit the plane bathroom. Now I was relieved. I took some magazines and flipped the photos and threw them back. After 2 hrs since we boarded , we heard the announcement that finally we have reached Bangalore. It was looking great from the sky and again there was an excitement for being in a different city. The plane made neat landing and we were back on ground but never feeling tat we ever left the ground . Eyes did felt that way but feet never felt being in air that's what we call flying. That's how my first aeroplane flight came to an end.